Small Decorative Pillow

(ring ring)

'hello........?'

'hi.....this is Brit Knee Spears'

'Oh not you again, what do want now?'

'I am looking for the secret of music and I have been told you have discovered it...'

'I have, but what is it to you? I have earnt this knowledge travelling far and wide and near and narrow. I have learnt the secrets of the arse flute in the Amazon basin and indulged in the aural pleasures of trap folke with Kanye Von Dalmi-Danglur in the darkest depths of Worcestershire.

I can only furnish you with this information for a price, and I am not sure if you are willing to pay it!'

'Oh I am, I am...just tell me your price and I will do it!'

'Your hair...I want your hair and I will use it to stuff a small decorative pillow I am creating, and with this pillow I will have absolute power over you'

'You can have it and I will give it gladly'

(and so the bargain was struck and Brit Knee became our hero's slave, forever in perpituity. But she did learn the secret of music and it is contained within)

The small decorative pillow.....